so by request of mcp himself this story has been reposted

I sat there, quietly sitting on my bed. Alone, in the dark. I felt a chill creeping through my spine. Through my opened window there perched a mysterious Raven, it's glassy eyes just peered onto me. As it tilted it's head towards me, it held out a needle in it's boney talon. The Raven asked me one small question. "Want Some Drugs?"

I was frozen in fear, I couldn't even begin to comprehend that a bird was talking to me, let alone wanted to give me drugs. I felt a force raise my right hand up to the ebony bird. It placed the needle in my hand.

"What do I do?" I asked the bird.

The bird angrily spun his head around towards me, and squawked "SchpoÖpêl", before taking flight from my windowsill into the dark of the night. I was stunned, staring intently at the syringe, raising the needle to eye level. I was so drawn in to the crystallized liquid, I stuck the needle directly into my face and forced the contents into me.

The walls began shifting into mutilated corpses, peeling off the walls. This sight was utterly horrific, I felt my whole mind start to shatter at this point.

What happened to me next was the most twisted, vile, and awkward thing I have ever seen. Birds began to appear randomly, all over my room! They weren't just any birds. They were all Ravens. .

One by one they rhythmically faced towards me. They began to explode. Bits of bone fragments and organic matter was covering me. Once it was down to one last raven. He eeriely crawled towards me, dragging it's corpse of a body, closer and closer. I was terrified. The Raven's head began rotating like a top. It's said one word, "....SchpoÖpêl" before exploding.

Upon seeing this, my brain began pouring from my ears. I wasn't sure how to stop this pain. That's when I remembered! 'SchpoÖpêl' I ran towards my window. Bashed my skull through the glass. "I am now laying here. . in a pool of my own blood, hehehehe. . Do you want some drugs?"

Pika-pii ^_^

my wife yelled at me last night....
"That's not funny anymore...." she grimaced.

Inside jokes are rarely funny to those on the outside...

So, I had to take care fo the situation.....